Is Biden An Alien?

Our colleagues at Underground Analysis Lab (UAL), an underground research facility focused on finding the signal in the noise, have been analyzing Joe Biden’s facial features and found an anomaly.

They have concluded that there is a one in 108 billion to one that Joe would look like that.

You read that right. 108 billion!

When pressed to explain why his face is so unique they could not explain.

Its now unusual for UAL to run some crazy experiments with their hive of mathematicians and polymaths but for this one we thought we’d jump in a little deeper and ask:

What if Joe Biden was an alien? What clues can we observe?

• Conversing with people that aren’t visible to us? ✅

• Shaking hands with people that aren’t visible to us? ✅

• Feeling up people (let’s assume these Aliens eat humans)? ✅

• Struggling with english vocabulary? ✅

• Randomly steering the economy? ✅

While this is just for humor it is interesting to wonder about whether our leaders have been replaced.

The NASA leaks , which our field reporter Mike Confidenne is investigating, suggest that it’s not only possible that aliens have visited our local star but that that they are have infiltrated the highest echelons of power on earth.

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