Amazon is re-animating the dead as cheap workers

The line between fantasy and reality is getting very blurry. As amazon faces a significant headwind in hiring people to work in their warehouses, and as they face an increasing number of attempts to unionize, and as they are being forced to offer significantly higher wages and benefits, the notoriously frugal company is resorting to drastic measures to solve their problems.

Rumors coming out of their secretive Hawaii based research division Lab44, and specifically a program called “re-worker”. Amazon is experimenting with re-animating the very recently dead and connecting some new brain connector that allows them to use and control the body. The body can see and move. Our source is saying that they have progressed rapidly in the last two years and are now able to have a dead body walk to specific locations and pick up boxes and return them.

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How they are getting these bodies is not fully understood, though our source tells of a delivery that comes every three weeks. Each delivery bringing two to four bodies on life support.

The theory is that these were patients who were declared braindead. After a brief stint actually being dead so they could legally be declared dead, they are hooked back up to life support again and sold. Presumably these are people who donated their bodies to science but the ethnicities and nationalities of these people are from every corner of the world. But body sourcing concerns aside, just what is going on exactly?

Is Amazon actually trying to use the dead as a cheap source of labor to work in their warehouses? How would you feel about having the products delivered to your house being handled by the dead? Will amazon use the dead as delivery drivers?

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And if Amazon does figure out how do to this what’s next? Will there be an option to donate your body to Amazon when you die? Could your dead body earn money for your family? And who else would want to pick up amazons “tech”? The military? Will Elon Musk have the first explorers on Mars be the dead?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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